At first I thought it was beer, even though WINE is big and repeated several times. It is for guys. It is not for your wife. It features a “sexy devil girl on the label.”

I would not have wanted to bet on whether it would be a huge success, or a huge flop, but I am astonished that there is no trace of it whatsoever on Google, more than four months after approval. Maybe the focus groups showed that it is not for men after all. Wine for Guys is/was made by Clos La Chance Wines, Inc. of San Martin, California.

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Here is Caldera’s seasonal release. It is Vas Deferens Ale. The text explains that it has “a little snip of this and a little snip of that.” “This is an extremely rare release, as this ale is not meant to reproduce.”

For those who have been away from health class or Latin class for quite some time, Wikipedia tells us more about the vas deferens here. This ale is made by Caldera Brewing Company of Ashland, Oregon.

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It is tough to say what’s obscene. Judging from the past several labels on this blog, it will be tough to say any new label is too obscene to be approved.

The above label is from OC Custom Wine of Anaheim, California.

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Distinctive liquor bottle indeed. Here is Popsy, complete with the 17c distinctive liquor bottle approval box checked off. This liqueur is made in Germany and imported by Import ANT Wines of Venice, Florida.

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The people that set up the pre-market approval system for alcohol beverages probably did not anticipate that, sooner or later, it would come to this. Here is Erection Rum, imported by Data Commodities of Las Vegas, Nevada.

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